Why Naut?

I can’t close my eyes without feeling like I’m on a boat. And I’m sick.

lollipvps:

The thing is when you’re bisexual, you’re not really surprised when a straight person is biphobic. Sure it sucks and you’re like “well fuck you too dude” to whoever the prick is; but it’s not so astonishing.

Biphobic gay people on the other hand, actually hurt like a motherfucker. Like bro you’re supposed to be on my side??? Like even “my people” can’t accept me?? That hurts so much more than some random dude who expects a threesome.

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

the-once-lost-and-alone:

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

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reversingyourpolarity:

It’s October.
Pluto is a planet again.
Hockey is back.
Everything tastes like pumpkin.
Hoodies are a viable fashion choice once more.
*celebrates*

squishyproductions:

Halloween is coming and what would make for a better costume accessory than a Squishy Production hat!


What You’ll Win:

  • First prize: Any hat from our shop
  • Second prize:  Five free buttons of your choice from our shop

Rules:

  •  You don’t have be following us, but it would be much appreciated!
  • Only reblogs count, not likes
  • You can reblog as many times as you like
  • Make sure your askbox is open! If we don’t get a response within 3 days, we will pick another winner!

The contest will end Sunday, October 5th! So reblog away!

Our shop!

Note: Hats are made to fit a large head by default but can be made to any size and in any color.

http://squishyproductions.storenvy.com/

monobeartheater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

monobeartheater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks)

  • me: *at school*
  • friend: omg i stayed up so late last night
  • me: what time did you stay up till?
  • friend: 11 pm!
  • me: *looks into the camera like Jim from the Office*